Man lit a pipe in ancient days,
then scorched his thumbs in primal ways.
In time, the habit stuck. Blistered hands
and zero luck.
Lighters melted, fingers fried,
still, the burns were brushed aside.
But now at last, we've made it right -
No flames, no pain, no need to fight.
The BZRK Pipe Snuffer - smart and slick.
Stops the burn and does the trick!